dad-jokes.md

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  <summary>What does yoda say when he sees himself on a 4k tv?</summary>
  <b>HDMI</b>
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  <summary>What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?</summary>
  <b>A labracadabrador</b>
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  <summary>Why don't GitHub Actions and GitLab Actions get along?</summary>
  <b>They don't CI to eye</b>
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  <summary>Tequila is not the solution to all problems...</summary>
  <b>But it is worth a shot</b>
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    <summary>Why was the cocktail sad?</summary>
    <b>Because someone called him old-fashioned</b>
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    <summary>What did the grape say when the sommelier stepped on it?</summary>
    <b>It gave a little wine</b>
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### Community dad jokes

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  <summary>Which computer serial interface has exactly 666MB/s of bandwidth?</summary>
  <b>SATA-N</b>
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  <summary>How do billboards talk?</summary>
  <b>Sign language</b>
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  <summary>I got addicted to drinking brake fluid.</summary>
  <b>Don't worry, I can stop anytime.</b>
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  <summary>Why did the commit break up with the branch?</summary>
  <b>It felt too detached</b>
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